The Ravings of the Nowhere King

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Jan 26

blindcrow:

iheartchaos:

IHC After Dark: Watch this Toddlers in Tiaras contestant and feel your soul slip away

Her special juice helps her win, honey boo-boo.

I am going to vomit.

And then I’m going to drink a 2 liter of Mountain Dew so I can WIN ALL DEM PAGEANTS HONEY BOO BOO CHILD.

I watched a like three whole episodes of this. The mothers and children that you don’t hate tend to crown low, and all I really care about is if the kids are having a good time. Honestly it’s all pretty fucked up IMO, but there are nuggets of sanity in between the sequins and performance enhancing soda.

Reblogged 3 months ago from blindcrow

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