The Ravings of the Nowhere King

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rosalarian:

greenonthursdays:

huffingtonpost:

WHY THIS WOMAN WOULD RATHER READ HARRY POTTER EROTICA THAN WATCH PORN

When spoken word artist Brenna Twohy tells you that she is an unabashed devotee of all things “Potterotica” — erotic fiction based in the magical universe of Harry Potter — your response probably shouldn’t be that her taste is “unrealistic.” 

Watch her full monologue here. 

(Source: National Poetry Slam uploaded by Button Poetry)

I’m happy to be getting to the point where I don’t have to feel weird about enjoying fanfiction, or having written a bunch of it. Partly it’s that the fandom experience has become more broadly shared. Partly it’s that I stopped giving a shit.

And as for why I like the porny sort of fanfiction, see above. She says it better.

I like sex with context. I like sex when it involves fully fleshed out characters. I like the backstories. I like feeling like these people do other things when they aren’t having sex.

nidaram:

Is there any better genre of mecha than “sci-fi shooter boss machine?”

(No.)

I forget where these came from, but I can post more if you don’t mind me filling up your dashboard with Einhander stuff.

tastefullyoffensive:

[threepanelsoul]

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

angelica-aswald:

Normally, I support the police. I get to know both sides of the story before I say my opinion. Yes, there are bad cops out there. But not all of them are like that. My dad hasn’t fired his gun once in his 30 years on the force and has had worse injuries on his body from work than on the people he’s arrested. (but the worst they’ve been is a broken tooth, a sprained finger, or a few stitches if that’s any indication). He’s also never arrested anyone for their skin color alone. I witnessed an occasion someone tried to play the race card with him and he calmly explained himself and was very polite to the man.
THAT BEING SAID….
What is going on in Ferguson right now absolutely appalls me. What these men are doing to peaceful protestors, media, and children has me absolutely livid. These men are no longer upholding the peace and justice they swore. They are not protecting and serving anyone but themselves and it disgusts me. They are no longer police to me but violent men with no fear of consequences for their actions. The murder of Mike Brown should have been handled in a totally different matter and it’s been blown way out of proportion due to the actions of the police force. Shame on them all. This is a militarized racially charged war zone and I fear for the inhabitants of that city.
I do NOT support the Ferguson “police” force in any way but I will stand by the people and protestors of Ferguson.

angelica-aswald:

Normally, I support the police. I get to know both sides of the story before I say my opinion. Yes, there are bad cops out there. But not all of them are like that. My dad hasn’t fired his gun once in his 30 years on the force and has had worse injuries on his body from work than on the people he’s arrested. (but the worst they’ve been is a broken tooth, a sprained finger, or a few stitches if that’s any indication). He’s also never arrested anyone for their skin color alone. I witnessed an occasion someone tried to play the race card with him and he calmly explained himself and was very polite to the man.

THAT BEING SAID….

What is going on in Ferguson right now absolutely appalls me. What these men are doing to peaceful protestors, media, and children has me absolutely livid. These men are no longer upholding the peace and justice they swore. They are not protecting and serving anyone but themselves and it disgusts me. They are no longer police to me but violent men with no fear of consequences for their actions. The murder of Mike Brown should have been handled in a totally different matter and it’s been blown way out of proportion due to the actions of the police force. Shame on them all. This is a militarized racially charged war zone and I fear for the inhabitants of that city.

I do NOT support the Ferguson “police” force in any way but I will stand by the people and protestors of Ferguson.

ahruon:

Phew, finished!

paticmak:

Brainwashed assasins, unwilling experiments. A bith of both.

paticmak:

Brainwashed assasins, unwilling experiments. A bith of both.

4gifs:

Mario is a jerk. [video]

4gifs:

Mario is a jerk. [video]

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

(Source: sandandglass)

noratshere:

My steampunk robo-hand evolved